Free Ringtones: "I'm Too Busy" and "My Lawyer's Back" by Bob Noone & the Well Hung Jury
I'm Too Busy
(sample)
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Known as the "Perry Mason of Parody," Bob Noone has been satirizing the legal profession since 1980 with songs about the mind-altering antics of law school, tacky advertisements and etichally challenged lawyers. Nationally, his audiences range from federal judges to family physicians, insurance executives to trial lawyers. Once you listen, you'll agree that "You've Never Had this Much Fun With a Lawyer!"
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Wingtips Optional includes:
Prelude: Barrister Blues Bar & Grill
I'm a Lawyer
(sample)
The next time someone tells one of those "lawyers at the bottom of the sea" jokes, play this song for them.
The McJava Song
That famous coffee-in-the-crotch case, set to music. How do you put a value on part of your anatomy that is hot-hot-hot?
Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Lawyers
If more mothers sang this song to their children, tort reform would be a lot easier.
Every Minute of the Day is Filled with Someting to Do Lawyer Blues
The blues for when you have too many "to-dos."
I'm too Busy
(sample)
Go ahead, put the phone on hold: you have more important things to do.
Musical Miranda
Has anybody seen my Constitutional Rights?
Mylanta-ville
Wasting away in—wait, I'm too tense to waste away.
Caffeine
When your drug of choice is coffee, you need your own rock song.
Fifty Ways to Get Thru Law School
(sample)
It's not that hard, if you know how! (Rehab not included)
Breaking Up is Really Hard to Do
The leading cause of divorce is . . . marriage! Music to divide the "toys" by.
Download the "My Lawyer's Back" ringtone FREE at Myxertones
(ringtone is slightly shorter than the sample above)
Just one of the hilarious songs on
Known as the "Perry Mason of Parody," Bob Noone has been satirizing the legal profession since 1980 with songs about the mind-altering antics of law school, tacky advertisements and ethically challenged lawyers. On this album, Bob tackles musical styles ranging from blues to Carribean, lounge lizard to rock—or do they tackle him? Either way, once you listen, you'll agree that "You've Never Had this Much Fun With a Lawyer!"
Price: $14.95
Chicken Suit includes:
Lawsuit Riot (sample)
Swing for class action attorneys . . . or those affected by them. Features the "Whine Line" legal call-in show on WLAW Radio.
One Hundred Hours
A folk song for the cyber-generation. Feel the love.
Blame it on the Viagra
Apparently, the FDA was slipping the good stuff to the White House.
My Will
Why do the kids start to call right before you die?
Bonus: scroll down to see the video of this song
Cover of the ABA
You aren't really famous until you've been on the cover of the ABA Journal
Bonus: scroll down to see the video of this song
A.C.L.U.
No more prayer before ball games! What's a coach to do?
Bring Your Case Here to Me
(sample)
What if there were "truth in advertising" for lawyers? What would they say?
Why Don't we Get Drunk & Sue?
a/k/a "The Dramshop Song." Liquor liability set to music. I'll take a double.
My Lawyer's Back
My lawyer's back and you're gonna be in trouble, hey la, hey la . . . .
Probation Polka
A little dance for defendants who can't remember the rules of the game.
Every Minute Must Get Billed
Training song for new associates.
Sleazy side
I like my lawyers just a "little" on the sleazy side.
Upwardly Mobile Love
A love song for professionals climbing the ladder of success.
Imagine There's No Lawyers
No, I can't imagine. Dream on.
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