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       When you receive the TBH Partner Survival Kit, you know you've arrived. The Executive Billable Hour® Watch will help you translate your stratospheric hourly rate into collections. Use the Helios Chrome Dot Pen to sign pleadings and associate paychecks, as "Court TV," "Contingent Fee" and all the other songs from Grilling Me Softly by the Bar & Grill Singers play in the background. And if you're stumped by the questions in Stump Your Lawyer—or just stressed after a tough day on trial—you can brush your tension away with your Buddha Board.

All of these items come artfully arranged in a photorealistic golf cart gift bag, protected by a clear celo bag topped by a huge 4" red bow.

Price: $179.95

Partner Survival Kit with Men's Watch 
Partner Survival Kit with Women's Watch 

More information about the items included in the TBH Partner Survival Kit:

The Executive Billable Hour® Watch is an eye-catching style that's perfect for those who like to make a statement with their watch.

Features a Seiko movement housed in a water resistant polished alloy gold tone casing and an expandable gold tone metal band. Comes with a Lifetime Limited Warranty (details). Packaged in a square hinged pillow box covered in black alligator leatherette (view).


TBH Partner Survival Kit
Price: $179.95

Partner Survival Kit with Men's Watch 
Partner Survival Kit with Women's Watch 


The earliest attorneys most likely kept track of their billable hours with a sun dial. The name of the Helios Chrome Dot Pen evokes the sun as a source and center of power and energy for the accomplished professional. A graceful work of modern sculpture, with the cool perfection of chrome, accented in black. This writing instrument is as beautifully balanced in your hand as it is suspended from its magnetic base.


TBH Partner Survival Kit
Price: $179.95

Partner Survival Kit with Men's Watch 
Partner Survival Kit with Women's Watch 


The Bar & Grill Singers, all of whom are practicing attorneys in Austin, Texas, have entertained lawyers and non-lawyers since their 1991 debut in a one-performance musical revue. Now appearing year-round across the nation, the Singers spoof themselves and their profession with clever lyrics set to a variety of musical styles. They needle everything and everyone involved in the law, including clients, billing practices, legal ethics, bored jurors, and (gasp!) federal judges. The Singers write all of their own material, and arrange many of the songs.

Grilling Me Softly includes:

Court TV
(sample)

The Jury Sleeps Upright
(sample)

I'm Billing Time
(sample)

That Witness Lied

Contingent Fee

Puff For My Class Action

Three Certifications

Mandatory Pro Bono

Up On the Bench

The Language of Law
(sample)

Hourly Billing

Mediation Chorus
(sample)

Kiss It Goodbye

Bar and Grill


TBH Partner Survival Kit
Price: $179.95

Partner Survival Kit with Men's Watch 
Partner Survival Kit with Women's Watch 


For lawyers who think they know it all—or for those of you who worry that your legal counsel can't tell a tort from a tart—Stump Your Lawyer! is a hilarious tour of the quirks and curiosities of our legal system. This tongue-in-cheek volume offers witty, practical, and thought-provoking challenges for the legally minded. Hypotheticals, definitions, true/false and multiple-choice questions probe the reader's knowledge of obscure statutes, baffling decisions, bizarre legal concepts, and antiquated jargon. Whether you're studying, practicing, or running from the law, this book will keep you laughing—and learning—all the way to the courthouse.

Author Howard Zaharoff is an attorney who lives and practices law in Massachusetts.


TBH Partner Survival Kit
Price: $179.95

Partner Survival Kit with Men's Watch 
Partner Survival Kit with Women's Watch 


A relaxing, creative outlet for the stressed lawyer. You "paint" on your Buddha Board with water, using the included bamboo brush. Then, as the water evaporates, the image fades away. Enjoy the process of creating without worrying about the result.

12" x 9.5"x.25" board rests on a Japanese style water holder/stand.


TBH Partner Survival Kit
Price: $179.95

Partner Survival Kit with Men's Watch 
Partner Survival Kit with Women's Watch 



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